| June 27, 2001: Barry White's vital organs are liberated.
June 28, 2001: Barry White is brought to life, and the BLF is founded.
Barry White makes his first appearance in the Sports Garage Thursday Night
Cruiser Ride.
June 30, 2001: The Green Giant is found in front of the Engineering Center
at CU. He is repaired and appropriately modified to suit the BLF. Craziness
ensues.
October 27, 2001:
- 2 AM - Tallbike's
body parts are found scattered across Boulder.
- 5 PM - Only
after collecting and reassembling tallbike did we realize exactly WHY
tallbike had been destroyed. He is arguably the most deadly member of
the BLF to date.
November 7, 2001:
- 3 AM -
When our supply of bike frames runs dry, we are forced to seek other sources.
After a city-wide search, we discover a stash of 14 frames in the metal
graveyard known only as "EcoCycle." Obviously, the capitalist
pigs at Naropa and CU have been attempting to thwart our progress by hiding
suitable materials.
- 7 PM - The
inaugural BLF ride takes place despite the pathetic lack of interest.
A mere four comrades cruise aimlessly about Boulder in the frickin' cold
rain and sleet and stuff, until we got bored. Or maybe we were just about
to freeze to death.
November 9, 2001 - We build the tallbike.
November 11, 2001 - The BLF goes underground to fight the cops and roadies
with telekinetic direct driveification
July 5, 2003 - The BLF returns from the steam tunnels to save the children.
July 10, 2003 - We disguise the tallbike as a Colnago. It will infiltrate
the roadie bourgeoisie and destroy them from the inside out.
July 20, 2003 - The direct drive MTB is modified for chopperness. A fork
is MIGed from galvanized trampoline poles. Ben breathes in zinc fumes
and shortens his life expectancy by 20 years.
September 7, 2003:
11 PM - Ben remembers to update the web page.
12 AM - Collin
finds a rear Spin in the satanic capitalist stockpile some have termed
"EcoCycle."
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